Recycling, recycling, recycling. It’s time to get some Nickel Back

Sounds like Elon’s world domination plan is.....on the rocks.

At least it didn’t share an acronym with an even slower thing 

At least Nissan has a great record of not putting their concepts into production

And every time it starts, the cluster will play an ad recommending you to try the Ford Edge.

Funny how it’ll be called the Apollo IE, a very fast car that shares its acronym with something known to be very slow

Damn. I thought Torch’s slightly demented personality was just for the articles. But he really is a nutcase. You can see it in his eyes. Never change, Jalopnik. Never change.

Or you can just shelter your child for life and never let them see anything that may be offensive. Then when they have to deal with life on their own without your helicoptering they can’t handle it and have a panic attack.

We actually had a great day of racing up until then. Swinford just got mad and used his car as a weapon. We’ve never had anything like that happen. It’s just beyond my comprehension. [...]

It looks no less safe than it did before.

Germans are known for making good pretzels.

Oh man I fuckin love these Rolls noses. I want to get a Beetle just to get one of those things now.

I love Koenigsegg and this is cool and exciting (and the Agera would be cool even if they failed here) but the best thing about this whole scenario is this: Bugatti’s tacky Chiron with a big 42 in the grille to commemorate their new record, is now commemorating nothing. Hopefully there’s a really wealthy Douglas Adams…

Yeah, that gauge was to measure the car’s Pontiacness, and as you know, there wasn’t even a needle to register any.

Right? I thought to myself, “Wasn’t that some sort of strange disease people got in the late 1800's?”

Yeah. I heard many things about corruption in Brazil. At least your details are known. Here we have politicians who get rich after they retire.

Yep. Estamos em momentos complicados por aqui lol.

Yeah, We still complain that our gas prices in the U.S. is still high but compared to other nations, we are having cookies. We also complain that we can’t get good 87 octane in some places. lol

First world problems.

I’d rock the shit out of that Lada and Gurgel.