While that is certainly a hideous vehicle, the giant belt lines are more of an industry/safety trend than any one manufacturer. They’re everywhere.

Thank you Torch for this wonderful trivia that I can annoy my spouse and kids with. 

The air con.

I hope you popped for the Spirit of Extreme Relief hood ornament.

This works fine in single car qualifying but tough during the race

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tagaz_Aquila

It does come with a manual. It’s right there in the glove box.

The front grill on the 4 Series grows 1 centimetre larger each day unless a $4.99 daily subscription is maintained to prevent the front grill of the 4 series from consuming us all.

The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…

Not factory and not a car, but still...

Someone needs to explain the reason why these hideous deep-sea creatures are selling so well?

Must’ve been a pretty big track you tested it on, considering the size these things are compared to normal cars.

I am quite disappointed that there isn’t a brown, diesel, manual wagon named Jalop Jalop.

As someone who grew up in Germany, you could have just asked me.

Well, two can play at that game. I won't be building any one off request car for them then

Respect to the Farmvette.

Kind of funny that I immediately knew who you were talking about even before expanding the page. I thought to myself, that’s either Christian Von Koenigsegg or a helmetless Darth Vader.

I want to see a LeMans team build a car for a LeMons race.

It’s fall of 2022, and you’re taking a drive through Asheville. The mountain back roads are perfect to carve in the FR-S you just managed to pick up for a sweet deal.