The Citroën Aircross indeed has swastika wheels. Once you see the black swastika, it can't be unseen

Well played, old chap

Damn, I was scrolling down, happy by the absence of the VW Fridolin when I found your post, haha

City subways cease passenger operations when there's a little bit of snow falling on the ground. But city subways don't carry the weight or the sheer cajones of a Canadian National freight train. No tiny little bits of solid water can stop the relentless onslaught that is a goddamn train.

Tip: Just search google for "parati quadrada" and see for yourself. 95% of results are stanced Paratis with oversized wheels.

Haha. Probably that's indeed an interesting/awesome car owner :)

In Brazil it's the same with the VW Parati (the Fox Wagon is a rebadged VW Parati, with US-exclusive bumpers and lights). I still drive a 1995 Parati GL, with 255k km (~160k mi).

Not 200 mph, but the DKW Carcará set the brazilian landspeed record in june, 1966 with 212.903 km/h (~132 mph). With a two-stroke 1,089 cc engine with only 103 hp @ 5,800 RPM!!!!!!!! And what is even more nuts, this engine originally had only 989 cc and 43 hp!!!!!

Worse. Do you ever heard about brazilian funk music? There is a whole genre of funk called "funk ostentação" (from ostentation), whose lyrics are only about money. Since the Camaro is obscenely priced here, there are a huge amount of songs about buying a Camaro and being the king of women.

This happened in Brazil, and it's almost unbelieavable how many dumb Camaro drivers are here. The Camaro costs R$235k here, which by today's exchange rate is a bit more than $91k USD, so some people buy it only because it's damn expensive. Look at this other Brazilian Camaro driver:

What about the Hofstetter Turbo?

There's another problem. In Brazil, most players value graphics above anything else and, ahem, the WiiU isn't the most powerful console.

Is "SUS" = "Sport Utility Sedan"?

This is just great. More modern economy cars could learn a lot from this no-so-serious approach. And, damn, I just checked the math on that Rolls-Royce wheels thing: it'd dead on.

It's and incredibly beautiful car, but it looks like Toyota Camry-ed a DeLorean DMC-12. It got the lines of the DMC, albeit much more common.

Too bad you needed to cut the back of your knees to be comfortable there.

Remember the Ford Pinto?

10.) Daewoo/Pontiac LeMans

I think the point isn't only a small engine, since there's a lot of very light cars with small engines which are fun.

Wait, didn't I say this was the lesser of two football games? Kind of. While FIFA is overall a more complete and polished product, I've found myself playing Konami's title a lot more. It's just such a better game on the pitch that, having settled into a Master League campaign with Valencia (Spain's La Liga is…