You obviously haven’t ever worked with online multimedia. If you knew the hell we had to go through to make vertical orientation videos work well online, you’d change your tune.

Have you noticed the placement of your eyes? You have two of them side-by-side, oriented horizontally, and they work in tandem. If we were cyclops, it wouldn’t matter. And if our eyes were sideways vertically, then that would be the norm. But that isn’t how we view things, and there’s solid science behind the way…