Spurs 3 - Rashford 1 - Liverpool 0 - Colombia 3.

I had to look up the box score just to check on that. Why on earth wouldn’t you bat Ohtani instead of Martin Maldonado (31-year-old C, career OPS .641)?

<Lights another candle on his shrine to Danny Ainge.>

Well, that was because of the seagulls poking on his head, to be fair.

In David Eckstein’s dreams, he wishes that he could imagine being Dustin Pedroia.

You should totally bring a crab with you to all the events.

Running in cities, you can find an open store with a restroom. Running on trails, you can squat behind a bush. Running in the *suburbs* is the worst as you can’t knock on a random person’s door to use their bathroom, and there is nowhere to hide.

How did you not mention the metric system?!

“Again?! I got stranded on Mars AGAIN?!”