Here’s the thing about this. Regardless of how this situation turns out, this is a tragedy. If Jussie is telling the truth, then he not only has to live with the trauma of being violently attacked, he’s going to have conspiracy theory nuts screaming at him the rest of his life. If he did, for whatever bizarre region,…

And Trump wears the cone of shame!!!!

“While all the lead in the water is possibly stunting their development, it appears to be having the unprecedented effect of making some black youths capable of calling bullshit way over their age limit. We must spend part of that 5 billion to build a wall around Flint before they become a scourge on society.”

Be careful when you tell Louis CK to “get your dick out” because he might actually do it.

Tuba Lube would kill to be as accomplished as Michelle Obama. All this spermburping jerk has done is be blonde and racist. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

People who heckle comics must be suckers for punishment.. picking a fight with a person who is literally there because they are funny (and often incisive and quick thinkers), in a setting where literally 99.9% of the people present like them and are -at best- indifferent to you.

These are all these Breitbart assholes that are pissed because Milo was banned.

Is he fucking 12? God damn what a dumbfuck.

At a certain point, that hat will fall no further.

Switzerland and the United States have an extradition treaty.

Well, there’s not supposed to be, but . . .

Yeah but this would hurt their bottom line. Not much will affect the Church’s bottom line.

That’s the thing. Some of the best written, cultural-defining literature of Japan comes from Manga...

If we can make Broadways based off our “high-brow” Disney movies and can find an audience to fill theatres and make tons of money, then I’m sure Japan can easily do the same with their most recognized art form,…

It clicked in my mind in C#. I was introduced to it in C++. Though in my defense, C++ is a horrible first language for anything.

It somehow feels even more tragic that she was believed by:

Law enforcement now uses “child sexual abuse material”, abbreviated as CSAM. They specifically don’t use “porn” because porn has the connotation that it’s sexy and fun. CSAM are essentially crime scene photos.

He’ll always be puff daddy to me.

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

Yeesh. I don't really understand the mental gymnastics one must perform to hate women so much and yet also want to have sex with them. Just seems like they are a bunch of big babies who are afraid of change. I guess they just don't see women as people.