That’s not where he lost the race, it as when he went wide towards the end.

Karma is a bitch!!!

they’ll be wearing their kneecaps for contacts.

‘Cause Lancia...duh!!!

Two kinds of hair “dont’s” don’t make a right!

I think that’s the front.

Chrome door handle covers. Hear me out. Not only useless but potentially fatal. How can an innocent little accessory kill me? Well... you see car door handles are perfectly balanced with a small hidden counterweight so that in the case of a side crash the handle’s momentum does not open the latch. When you add chrome…

“In general” is the key phrase. In general but not this specific vehicle.

Correct if there is no deformation of the occupant cell the position within the cell is irrelevant.

Statistics apply to the general population not to an individual. By that I mean that this Volvo may have been designed to have a “safer” or “safe enough” front seat.

God bless them for trying!!!!!

Yes but only those who approve go and vote. Specially in primaries.

They did notice, but if they say anything other than “it smells great!” they’re dead.

Uh, never?

Look! I can still put my hands together. I don't need no diet!

“What the fuck is that? I specifically said no wire hangers!!!!!!!”

And to my right we have these lovely his and hers matching watches.

The inside probably has no seats.

I’d rather the dealer didn’t wash my new car. They just fill it with swirls.

I’d rather dealers didn’t wash my new car and fill it with swirl marks.