It assimilates your unique characteristic to its own, doesn’t it?

Hes wrong. We get him nightmares every week

In the event that the Weighted Imitation Cube tries to ingest you, the Enrichment Center urges you not to resist, for science’s sake.

Probably not a winner, but I had to do it:

“You are all welcome, even though you never get me anything...”

what happened to my thumbs?!