Congrats everyone, some classic ‘Shops this week.

Congrats to Edregis on the inevitable winning picture and also to all the runner-ups. I don’t think anyone has to fear getting sued as we have just done what Zack told us to do, we are sort of his unpaid workforce so it all points back to him. Hope he has a money vault like Scrooge McDuck.

At first I thought they might have created brushes with the heads and just painted them on, but then I enlarged the pic, saw that they were all properly placed, and proceeded to slow clap haha

Grats to edregis! Fantastic work. (psst... someone call for help. I think they’re off their meds.)

Reminder to all that the entry thread is full of excellent ‘shops that didn’t make the list.

(If you remember the sitcom 30 Rock...)

Edregis deserved the win for all that effort of duck head pasting, if nothing else! Great work. I was a bit lazier...

Oh, Zack, you quack me up. Oh, wait, I have to answer the door...

Congrats to edregis!  And if we’re all getting sued, Disney will find it far easier to locate Zack Zwiezen of Kansas than “Badonkagronk.”

Well deserved Edregis!

I’m most likely already owned by Disney (who isn’t?), so I don’t think I have anything to fear.

*Reads the list of winners.*

OMG.

No, I see a Furby.

Maybe that was too aggressive, but I feel like the entire article was way too dismissive of how beneficial it is. I agree that some of the near-death screens are way too aggressive, like showing the whole screen cracked. A red glow from the outside of the screen is fine.

Strong disagree, I’d hate to see these go. I get that they could be better at not obscuring your vision, but in a tense fight I really don’t have the mental acuity to be monitoring a healthbar. My tiny brain has only one point of focus and that’s usually aimed at the guns/swords/tentacles that are aimed at me. I need…

I think “just not a great gamer” is a bit harsh, but I agree with your key point that having an unmistakeable visual (and auditory, if the inevitable pounding heartbeat sound effect is anything to go by in so many games) cue that “dude, you need to fuck off outta there, like, now” is a very good way to get the…

Every time we encounter a turtle on the road, we pull over and pick it up so it won’t get hurt.

I believe the writer’s intent was not to state that cats should simply not be petted, but that petting the cat is a complex negotiation. One does not simply pet a cat: one gingerly presents a lowered open palm, waits for the cat to initiate the Cautious Introductory Sniff, and hopes it follows with the Purr Of…