You'll have to ask for the 17 year old at walmart to unlock the case LIKE A GODDAMN PEASENT.

As a diagnosed acrophobe, I can only say this:

Oh. Fuck. No.

It's not the fire—it's the voluntary diving off a perfectly good, structurally sound building for no reason apart from, "won't this be awesome?"

I climb up onto our roof to clean the gutters (perhaps twenty feet off the ground) so my wife doesn't have to,…

But like with many of the red-lined imgurs and conspiratorial posters that have fueled this controversial group for the past few months, all it takes is a little digging to uncover that this week's big GamerGate freakout is based on half-truths, flimsy evidence, and claims that are, at best, totally misleading.

No amount of lotion or preparation h will sooth that butthole

If you type your password the game will make it stars! Just watch *********** See! TRY IT

press 123 if you want gf

"No u folo me 2 wildy, drop ur chest, then i pick it up and trade it bacfk 2 u"

I thought I was tripping bowls when the dancing trees came out. I approve of anything that makes me feel like I'm high when I'm not actually high.

I need to know the source for this.

Wow, not a single one about breaking the 4th wall. I'm a bit disappointed.

What's Kotaku average user age? How many people got this reference?

Grand Theft Limbo

Real Life Attempt

Translation:

They're listening.

I never even heard of that Pewdiepie guy until he annoyingly was featured so much in South Park.

Pretty much what went through my head. Never heard of this cat.

Good luck to him, since this is the first ive ever heard of him he cant be that popular.

And also put them on a high unstable chair.

the voice though, it's not good enough for that miraculous face.