This guy is like Garrett Dillahunt's more attractive but less talented brother.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say—probably a tweaker (on meth). Tweakers do the stupidest crap for money.

Oh I need to send this story to my boyfriend. He lives in Florida but is originally from another country. I live in another state and so when I rip on Florida and how crazy it is there, he thinks I'm just being an asshole. Seriously.

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On the one hand, he is very motivated. On the other, he is very dumb.

Brian Rinda Queen, YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY!

He looks like the skeevy little brother of Oliver Queen.

I hate that I find him attractive in spite of his crime. Or maybe because of it? $40 is good money! He could treat me to a really nice meal at the TGIF with that kind of cash