Elio: The only car with leprosy!

What if your paycheck already comes from back alley handjobs? Asking for a friend.

Is that a cause and effect thing for you or did you always want to punch puppies?

You MONSTERS!

Don’t let the Internet tough guys bother you. They are never happy and live to complain about anything. Do what you have to to race. Without sponsors, there would be no racing, and you have to keep them happy.

Please show me where I have been biased in this or any other piece I have done in the 5 years I have written for Jalopnik. I have been hired by this site specifically because of my driving ability an ability I would not have if I was not employed as a racing driver.

Yeah but my car only has a 6 speed transmission....

Here are the top 10 causes of crashes, in my estimation.

Was this at Opus?! I actually saw an RS4 nearby — we were staying at The Merchant and I think it was right across the street — though in MA, RS4s are (relatively) aplenty. I wish you had said hi! We were having a great time but always love meeting car people — especially when they are RS4 owners and have all their…

Hmmmmmm, still doing the math on this. BRB

surprise mother, fucker:

5) I wonder how this person’s insurance company feels about the cause of this accident?

“The 28-year-old player suffered no serious injuries”

I don’t care if it’s the passenger in the car who is using the app. The driver will still be reacting to what’s going on in the game, just by proxy through commands from the passenger.

Lemme check something...

At least 1.2psi, maybe even more.

It’s a really easy way to get insurance money?

When this meme dies, my username will be worthless. Keep me alive, man.

His tire pressure was clearly off.

Same event, different car, similar fail. See video: Although apparently he had a rear control arm snap during the drift, which then made him kiss the curb. Fail nonetheless ;)