Do it ice hockey style: two linesmen (doing lines calls and breaking up altercations) and two referees (calling fouls). One pair ahead of the play, one pair behind it.

Seriously, what kinda of heinous junk is this? 

Wait, next you’re going to tell me that Michael Jackson didn’t actually teleport between all 4 of the Jumbotrons in sequence before making a quick costume change and apparating on stage at the 50?

That’s exactly what happened. The hit was good, but it’s entirely on Duchene that he went flying.

Yet.

I’m truly ambivalent about these reactions.

Beating your girlfriend (but good at throwing a baseball): suspended for 1/5 of the season.

“The names on their back and on the front of their uniform say they’re a Major League Baseball player.”

I keep hearing cases like this, Manziel, etc. that make me question what the heck the NFLPA is doing to make sure players with drug and alcohol problems get treatment.