This is a minor quibble, but I wouldn't associate "out of left field" with either unpleasant news or left-handedness.

Say hello to the newest addition to The Raft.

"Scientists discover weird material that expands when poked"

Well this dashes my plans to dress up like a Ren Faire cockatoo and hang out at the mall.

@Lawdog: Haha, I hadn't thought of that angle. It's true, that kid is going to be huge, and Community is lucky to have him.

@Zelyre: So true.

See, here's what really annoys me. People lost their shit when Donald Glover wanted to be Spider-Man, saying "Spidey CAN'T be black! It's not true to the comic!"

@PlaidNinja: Actually, I'd really love an Aquaman movie...only if it's Kate Beaton's version of him, though.

Ahh, the fabled Claw Shrimp...

@Ding-Dang: Quadruple rainbow = Lisa Frank

@mkirkland: Nah, those are made of Non-Euclidian fluids.

@Feetsthss: No, that would be a Non-Euclidian fluid.

@HonkyGeisha: Anytime, madame. (removes monocle and top hat; exits stage left.)

@HonkyGeisha: I'm hearting you for this comment as well. Bravo!

@Ima B. Me: It's so odd, especially because he's such a vocal supporter of the gay community and marriage equality. It's like "target your Outing Laser elsewhere, folks - he's on our side!"

@Ima B. Me: And I heart you for this comment. It also got me thinking: what if he's not straight or gay, but bi? Forcing him to assent to one or the other is just as wrong as trying to "out" him.

@jarlington: Truly, I feel like one in a billion now. Although, now I worry that there are at least 5.7 other Lovecraftian Edmans wandering about somewhere.

@jarlington: And don't forget sushi, madame. I mentioned sushi!

It really irritates me that the tube on Samus' helmet goes behind her back. That must be really awkward to put on or remove.

@Smittius: I think you're right, but personally, I will only accept one man as Snake: Kurt Russell.