I particularly enjoyed his club alias (Fredlacious Cocksmith) and the following exchange:

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

LeBron is plenty familiar with Special Olympians considering the Eastern Conference the past few years.

If you think this bothers Pete Rose, you’re wrong. Because in January 2017, when he is sworn in as our next vice president, Major League Baseball is going to look pretty foolish.

Yeah. :/

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.