"most unrealistic"

Because Dennis is a bastard man.

Maybe all the pee all over the place is the bonus…

Wow, that "This Is The Moment" is just everything I can't stand about modern Broadway numbers summed up in one song.

This is pretty clearly a good thread for a joke about how the CBS viewership is all old and shit.

-Axl throwing the sheets over his mom's lower half to spare himself the sight of her skirt starting to ride up.

"I need to use the bathroom!
Agaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiin!"

At least it's not Dr. Drew, or (shudder) Dr. Laura.

I can't help but think that this was a half-written script intended for a guest shot from Elaine Stritch, the plan was shelved when she passed, then they dug this up desperate for something to make, but failed to take a second pass & polish it up properly.

Didn't practically the same thing happen with Comic Book Tyrese at the prison?

They really don't seem to make much sense for people who aren't in both:
1. A car.
2. High school.

Probably be tastier if they weren't crotchless, though.

What does that have to do with it? This wouldn't require her involvement at all.

You care about silly things.

What an odd, paranoid reaction.

"gamahuched my pego" must have been directly lifted from "My Secret Life."

What the fuck is a "stride sister"?

They're definitely more pleasant company than Zach.

"the one on Substance '87"

Lexx fails at everything it tries to be, though, resulting in an attempt at a sexy, humorous sci-fi show that consists of a combination of science fiction that doesn't inspire the imagination, comedy that doesn't make you laugh, and porn that you can't masturbate to.