"you'll forgive me if i am not aware of your million dollar grossing songs…"

He reveals that he's not really a cyclops by bending over and pulling a goatse.

If you want to criticize GoT, nobody has any right to stop you, but you're not giving your argument much credibility by choosing a cheap-ass shitty SyFy show as the hill to make your stand on.

I enjoyed Mike's realization that what he barely half-remembers as harmless teasing of his little brother sounds way more messed up when repeated back to him as an adult, and his resulting willingness to take the heat for messing with Big Mike's stuff out of guilt for his possible part in Rusty's current state.

How long's it been since a network has imposed a theme night on its sitcom slate? Seems like years…

Butthole Surfers opened for the Stone Temple Pilots for some reason. Probably my main instance of doing this. I assume the tour had been set up the other way around, then flipped when STP's Cher-sounding song became their first big hit.

That slowed-down, angsty cheesy-ass 50 Shades version of "Crazy in Love" is the worst thing I've ever heard Beyonce do.

The thing that keeps it from being "superior," unfortunately, is the fact that it's totally movie-centric, so you'd never see an article on this subject there, and we never get to see any of those people talk about TV, music, or random funny crap anymore.

Look out, man!

So, he's more like the newspaper strip version?

Don't make idiotic statements. At least three of the most significant relationships of my life grew out of what started as "casual" first-night encounters.

Standup is wildly overvalued in the comedy world.

This… this is one of the last times I'll have the opportunity to say "fuck Kristina, she's the worst."
*Sniff!*

"He would rather pretend everything is ok"

"a lying, manipulative, weaselly dick"

Settle down, folks; she's just trying to say that an all-self-made, all-hard-work, no-war-bucks Warbucks came across as just as much a bit of clumsily obvious updating as the incorporation of Twitter references.

Unfortunately, the very invocation of the epithet "hipster" renders the entire comment worthless.

Isn't she on Gotham?

Not endorsing ferret ownership (a childhood friend had one that was totally not friendly or tame, and stunk), but to be fair the legality factor heavily depends on where you are.
Some places they're not even classed as wildlife if bred in captivity, and they do have a fairly long history of domestication.
I would never…

Costumes: yes.
Jim Lee 90s costumes: Please no.