"Adam screws up by implying the scale of affection is fluid…"

Hits "back" button, goes back to surfing for something wank-worthy.

I actually expected some sort of jail-rape scene where one of them would force Meep to blow him, forgetting that biting the heads off things is inherent in the original meaning of the word "geek," and, well…

A regular bottle is barely over three glasses, too.

Do all the NDA's for all these recently departed AVC staffers/contributors ever expire?
Because I'm really curious about just what the hell has been going on at the administrative level of the perhaps now overgrown Onion/AVC inc.; pretty much every recent development around here over the last couple of years have had…

Ruby's downright lovable compared to her flat-out fucked-in-the-head mother.

What got me was the whole fuss over the fact that she'd slept with the guy in under 2 weeks, and I especially found the episode's (Amelie's?) notion of generational progression ignorant and fucked.
Gillan reacted as if it was obvious that her generation was more sexually liberal than Cho's, but I'm older than him and…

I actually thought that the weird sexual conservatism was even more pronounced (and regressive and fucked up) than it was in the pilot.

Well except for the thing about "breaking off the friendship" with the guy whose bi girlfriend he wants to poach.
Surely he just meant "let communications taper off so the thing dies on its own," because I've never heard of a straight male (or any male, when platonic) friendship ending through any kind of official "I…

Don't be surprised by ol' Fandango running off at the mouth without knowing what he's talking about; why would he break a habit of so many years?

That's a plus not a minus, though, isn't it?

"perhaps this is not LaToya's cup of tea and she should hand over reviewing duties to someone else"

The only quibble I have with any of that is that supernaturally (or pseudo-scientifically) enhanced physical strength in these kinds of worlds is pretty clearly understood to be unrelated to muscle mass, and I always think that anyone who takes exception on those kinds of grounds is being silly.

Hey, wouldn't your uncle's cousin therefore be your cousin?
Whether however many times removed, by marriage, or second, third, etc, or whatever, but still?
I suspect that these spam posts aren't being composed by top-shelf copywriters.

Don't worry folks, you can safely disregard that; "Disqus account with history locked as private" always equals "troll you can just write off."

On a scale that goes from A to F, a B is not a low grade.
You're being stupid.

I'd find it funny if TV Thanos was noticeably cheaper looking than movie Thanos, played by a lower-salaried actor in grey makeup and a rubber chin.

Phimosis,
is the
grossest.

He was pretty much just gratuitously misdefining "unicorn" in order to fulfill his recent "reply like a dick" quota (apparently about twice a month, or fortnightly), and flex the muscles of his once-renowned biphobia, which he must have feared was getting stale.

Dan was the only one who came across as douchey in that exchange, complete with a resurfacing of his weird paranoia over bi people being all snooty towards monos or whatever.