Yeah, because Passengers’ big problem was that it was a “space movie.” Uh-huh.

Or, in a sentence liberally littered with “uhs” he dropped an “uh” in front of her name, which it sounds way more like.

The one thing I agreed with was specifying Cecily and Kenan as doing good jobs in that one, conspicuously leaving out Mikey’s not-even-trying Dr. Oz “impression.” I swear he used to do actual (at least attempted) celebrity impressions instead of just falling back on the same squeaky voice he’s used for the past…

I just assume that, like most other Kinja features, greying/ungreying hasn’t been working properly for ages.

I was honestly surprised by that whole Norton incident, as I had been under the impression that Rowling had lost her online army over this.

I was able to enjoy his Oscar speech so much more by chuckling at the fact that those ads with him croaking out “I will harvest this planet... tomorrow!” were still running regularly.

Nobody was saying predators are good or don’t exist; just expressing skepticism at your claims concerning their instant visual detectability.

“Unobtainium” had been basically a hard-sci-fi-writer’s (and some actual scientists) in-joke for decades before Avatar, whenever someone pointed out that their meticulously calculated “realistic” extrapolated future technological wonder depended on some part of it being more indestructible than anything currently in…

I don’t know; none of them are actually supposed to be real accents from real places, are they?

Hartman started in the late 80s era, and was still around for part of the 90s, but didn’t originate in the 90s cast like the listed people did. He was like a remaining old great among also-rans.

I really kind of wish the premise behind the premise for Halloween III had succeeded: that Halloween should be an anthology series with a new plot and threat for each movie rather than being Micheal every time (though maybe still having him recur every so often in the series). Maybe it would have worked if they’d…

Like what?

What if the Leonard Samson from that went all Jordan Peterson after Betty leaving him to go back to Bruce sent him down an incel path?

Well, no, it should never be wrong to think, and the old “lol you make too much effort” troll response is one of the worst standard online replies there is, but some sort of light-hearted balloon popping of the extreme level of pomposity you’ve been displaying does seem pretty called for.

There’s also a shit-ton of episodes on Tubi (at least where I am), though they’re completely disorganized and not sorted into seasons.

Wentworth hasn’t been on anybody’s screen in over a decade

Yeah, seeing this, I wondered if everyone forgot all about the various articles over the past few months saying that the high-profile theatrical romcom (hell, the high-profile theatrical comedy in general, as great as a shared laugh can be) was dead, that people only went to theatres for big FX spectaculars, and that…

I read in a review of last night’s episode that Cecily is off the first couple of episodes this season because her revival of Search For Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe is still playing in L.A. Now, I read that on an amateur website where people just do it for fun; you’d think a “professional” site where…

It’s fair to ask whether, at this stage of the game, we need another entry into the blood-bloated vampire canon.

The original Munsters DVD sets had a clip of the original pilot (with a much more feral, literally growling, version of Eddie) that was in color, I guess before they decided to sick with the standard B&W for the budget. I can’t actually remember the exact tone of Herman in that one (and may have changed for regular…