...and some people are skeptical about sugar highs being a real thing.

Haha, you’re hilarious. Thanks for the tone-deaf serious response to my little NFL schadenfreude fantasy.

I would flat out love it if more and more high-profile artists turned down the halftime gig, and they started panicking, and the media started talking, and it all spiraled into a huge crisis for the NFL, and we could make jokes about the d-graders they were being forced to resort to.

Or a quick shot of them playing cards at a sidewalk cafe in the Village.

I’m guessing it’s for Dr. Fate, as that’s how the character looked under the mask last time I saw him in a comic.

That sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

The “bookworm lookin” part seems a little off-base, though. Now wearing glasses or reading are characteristics specific to pedos? How is that not kind of a messed up generalization?

I’m so sick of what Tim’s has become, I’d almost welcome a Dunkin opening around here just out of desperation. At least there might be a couple of other types/flavors to be disappointed at the lack of freshness in, and Tim’s current crop of sandwiches has nothing I want, I might at least get a regular cold-cut option.…

Only super-tedious people who get off on making silly arguments, though.

I know, hence my complaining about the lack of Songbird.

I remember embarrassing my mom when I saw the poster for “The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio” as a kid in the lobby of the theatre (“the 70s” is my only explanation, we were seeing some kids movie, I guess it was scheduled to play there later) and laughed uproariously at the tagline “It’s not just his nose that grows.”

Songbird’s the one that’s really missing here.

“Imporance.” Pfeh.

Berry was, weirdly enough, the voice in Advil commercials in the last couple of years (though I’m noticing a different voice now). I wish his gig doing that had lasted into some hypothetical future era of full swearing in commercials, because I kept imagining the ending tagline being “pain says you can’t, Advil tells…

I was blown away by her describing Tiffany as “a feral person” because when I was trying to describe Judy to a friend who hadn’t seen the show I said “it’s like this messed up combination of spoiling and neglect has left her practically feral.”

Sam Elliott?

Yeah, I finally saw a trailer for this last night, and now I’m interested. The title had me thinking it was just going to be some standard flatline melodrama, but it actually looks weird and worth checking out.

Cohen was a genius, but people need to stop with the goddamn Hallelujah covers. The lesson of Jeff Buckley making a big chunk of his career on the success of his version shouldn’t have been “hey, I should sing this too, even if it’s the millionth fucking cover of this song people have heard,” it should have been…

Yikes.

American Evangelicalism: the Lowest Form of Christianity.