Just an FYI from a Type 1 diabetic, the insulin we take stunts our growth. It’s the way we know if you got diabetes before puberty. At least that’s how I knew when I went to diabetes camp. As if it’s not bad enough that we have to take shots for the rest of our lives but we gotta be short too.

Tropical fruit is where it's at. That way you have a whole range of colors and tastes to experience as your brain goes: wtf is going on here?

I was half expecting him to say orange glucose tablets. Then I would know that he wasn’t a real diabetic. Those things are nasty af.