Too bad she couldn’t get hold of all the rappers since then. My little sister is MUCH younger than me and I cannot believe the woman-hating lyrics on the shit she listens to. Plus they all seem to be solely about getting rich and buying shit (including women). I miss the days when rap mostly meant meant Public Enemy…

I mean in terms of metrics that matter on Twitter, she bodied him pretty good. Her quote tweet has over 1 million likes and 200k retweets compared to 130k likes and 9k retweets.

What’s childish is trying to provoke a 19 year old climate activist with “LOOK AT MY CARS”. Anyway, her response doesn’t have to be clever or high art, he’s got incredible amounts of tiny dick energy and pointing it out is the appropriate response every time. He’s not worth the effort and craftsmanship of a truly sick…

“How dare you!?” Ha, wonder what he actually tweeted... wait, that’s what he ACTUALLY tweeted? My day is officially made. Also, this:

Quien es mas macho fernando lamas o ricardo montalban?

I actually prefer sweet drinks, and I’m in my 40s.

Well, that would make it less confusing when he claims he’s married to Morgan Fairchild.

One thing I worry less about in Hollywood than in other places is nepotism. Yeah there are nepo babies, but the fact is there’s also always a steady stream of fresh faces who aren’t the children of A-listers, and the children of A-listers who manage to succeed definitely don’t outnumber the ones who don’t go into the…

I’m sure he already paid a lot for all that plastic surgery.

They should settle their argument in the way their beloved Founding Fathers would have back in their day: Firearms at ten paces.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird and creepy for someone’s mom to post a video of their daughter going through something difficult? “Views and clout” indeed. 

Know what we want for 2023? No more god damned slide shows.

Dude looks like a Simpson’s-style caricature come to life. Also, lying about your background in such an important race should lead to an automatic disqualification and jail time. Fuck the Repubs.

The cackle I let out when I read this headline. The audacity of men. They must really be missing Britney’s money. 

I sorry, but peanut butter is way too precious to be doing anything with it besides eating it

I’m thinking maybe banning TikTok is a good idea after all, not because of Chinese spying, but for the overall good of humanity.

I was late to start watching So You Think You Could Dance, but his regular appearances on that show were evidence of his incredible talent and, indeed, the “shining light” he radiated. That public face is so hard to reconcile with the private struggle, and I cannot imagine the pain his family is experiencing, having…

The dish around here that most often gets served with raspberry sauce is a Monte Cristo sandwich, so I thought I’d try our local Cheddar’s. Checking the menu online, though, reveals that instead of mozzarella sticks, they serve Wisconsin cheese bites (breaded curds of cheddar). Oh, well.

Surreptitiously implanted 5G microchip take the wheel!

In related news: antivaxxers continue to carry Darwin’s theories to fruition - even when behind the wheel.