Couldn’t we just stop at “Don’t use this viral TikTok hack.”?

is this a sincere question? i am still using bags i purchased from a store over a decade ago that no longer exists. i think the real issue w/ reusable bags is getting into the habit, but once you do you realize that it’s actually much easier and more comfortable to carry more groceries a longer distance than it is w/…

This just in - normal-looking dude who’s also funny is dating woman. MUST HAVE A GIANT SHLONG AMIRITE?!

“Do you know how much COVID I spread on pasta plates?”

If you are working in catering, then it is irresponsible and borderline dangerous to come into work when sick and possibly contagious. Do you want noro outbreaks? Because this is how you get noro outbreaks. I go to restaurants for food, not to get a disease.

Did no one think, “Maybe a movie about a fat guy made by non-fat people needs to do a little bit more than describe fatness as prescription for misery?”

^This, right here.

Generally, but particularly in retail/service, people don’t quit a job, they quit a manager. 

“Through a disruptive way of thinking, we develop customized strategies for you to maximize value creation.”

She did not “turn the tables to Jennifer Lawrence.” Did you read the article?

They are colleagues who admire each other’s work. This started with Viola talking about how she struggled with her looks, and Jennifer told her she was beautiful. Great reference, and almost certainly shade-throwing, but this was not a…

Being a non-New Yorker, I’m only familiar with this creation due to Seinfeld. Ditto for babka. 

For the fascists of the GQP this is their goal. They want us dead. Someone told me recently that they were surprised that these homophobic/transphobic politicians didn’t seem to care about the resulting youth suicides and violence that their policies and rhetoric have caused and will continue to cause and my response…

It was never said or even suggested at any point during the show that Dwight was autistic, nor does his behaviour point to that. He was just a jerk.  Someone just tweeted that because people on the internet are contrarian morons.

That IS the joke, but people have no room for parody or humor when they’re too busy being outraged and policing other people.

Wait, when did Dwight become autistic? I always thought he was an asshole because he was raised in a weird religious subculture. This is actually kind of an insult to autistic people.

It was inappropriate then too. I thought that was the joke. 

I’m really the last person to defend a Kardashian, but why the snark against someone getting a restraining order against someone who is likely very dangerous? Can we not make light of stalking, please?

This is part of why we don’t go to church. It’s filled with groomers and pedophiles and sycophants desperate to protect them so they can feel superior for forgiving an abuser. I choose to protect my child from predators and ensure he’s only exposed to more wholesome and accountable communities like the LGBTQ+…

Why don’t they sell these frozen?  I think I have some Trader joes ones in my freezer though.