Holy shit, that Elliott Gould/Grover magazine cover is amazing.

My college-educated Gen-Z/Millenial cusp coworker mentioned that she heard about how “many chemicals are in birth control” to me, and told me about how all you have to do is open the documentation packet that comes with your birth control, and “it’s like pages long, written in really small print”.

The rhythm method is great.

“Many journalists and activists (myself included) built much of our careers on Twitter and rely on it heavily for real-time breaking news and to just generally do our jobs.” Yeah I’m sad to lose the funny parts, but I’m not sad that if Twitter goes down that journalism will have to stop considering reporting on Twitter…

In other news, trash people are trash.

Yeah, best case scenario it seems like they’ll donate needed stuff, but only after investing in the companies they’re securing contracts with. Worst case, they just contract with their own companies in a loop and basically do nothing.

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

I work part-time at a Michael’s Arts & Crafts. We got Black Santa, Black Nutcrackers, Black Elves. It’s on at Micheals.

“Why is this so hard for people to understand?? I love everyone, even the sinners who will go to Hell for all eternity, which is what my religion says will happen to the gays. Now give me your money!!” - Candace Cameron Bure, probably.

Gisele is funny, hot, and not white. The Fox Terrible Woman Trifecta

Do they read the articles before commenting in Italy?

Strikes me as regular misogynist stuff that is common and needs to be recognized as common and not some othered version exclusive to weird dudes

Kim Kardashian, Elon Musk, Gwenyth Paltrow, Snoop Dogg, and Katy Perry

Wendy’s Peppermint Frosty is a brand-new seasonal flavor that will be served alongside the Chocolate Frosty throughout the season

Man, I can remember the days when you had to shlep down to stand in line, get a wrist band, and then go stand in ANOTHER line to actually get tickets.

That makes sense (in a sad way). I’m pretty sure the reason conservatives hate the phrase “Happy holidays” is because it acknowledges holidays other than Christmas.

Of all the bigstimpycats in the world, you’re the bigstimpycattiest!

90s? I waited in line overnight at record stores to buy tickets back then. Smashing Pumpkins, Page/Plant, NIN to name a few. Did they start online in the late 90s?

Those of us who lived through the 90s know Ticketmaster will never be taken down. 

Drake dislikes women and he doesn’t understand the men that do like them which is why he called Alexis Ohanian a groupie for his wife.