Often christians love to hide behind god for their bigotry, “I don’t make the rules” kind of vibe. I like to remind them that the bible says “love the lord your god with all your heart, mind, and soul”, if you love god, then you love that he is a biggot, you’re surely not ashamed of god being a bigot? And if you are…

These are the people who run lights and speed without consideration. I assure you that they are just as dangerous as the asshats in Altimas.

Those are good, but you missed Bad Santa. 

Warnock paid for childcare. Walker paid for abortions.

I have star, flower, rod, and fish molds that I got from Ikea like 99 cents a piece.  I can’t really use them right now because my freezer is packed, but if I  can get it organized soon, I’ll probably start using them again.

I know this is primarily humorous, but there are plenty of affordable ice molds which come in a huge variety of shapes and sizes. Adding espresso, juice, fruit or other flavorings and colorings doesn’t have to be a huge expense either. This all is just really the homemade popsicle molds of 2020's. My own are just poor…

Too bad Hell isn’t real because it would be a comfort to know that people like her would be roasting in the after life. 

If the kids were there, I doubt it was a date.

He’s gen Z’s version of Jimmy Fallon.

It’s probably just eating after a class. Paps are going to speculate on any man that comes within 20 feet of her. 

I’m doing my part.  For the next two months, my main life goal will be to consume as much peppermint bark as possible.

How did he get money to buy food? Especially at airport prices!

Smart sociopaths learn over time to mimic genuine human emotion with facial expressions and body langueage. Agent Orange isn’t very bright, so he only has three facial expressions he can mimic: 1) Fake grin 2) Scowl 3) Smirk. That’s it. That’s all he’s got.

Tiff, honey. You married real* money. You didn’t have to get married at Mar-a-Lago.

I don’t know if it’s a standard thing, but all the postal lobbies around here are 24 hours. You get access to PO boxes, the automated postage machine, and the postal drops.  No need to make time when it’s always open.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

People’s 41-year-old Sexiest Man Alive has a 25-year-old girlfriend.

The want to runs a stupid candidate against him? Fine. Go Herman Munster on their asses. 1st day on the job, do Dwayne Wade in Doc Martens:

yah but shoes. you don’t have to take off your shoes.

I dunno if I’d do it “for fun,” but the experience of meeting a loved one at the gate -- or accompanying them to their gate so you can spend a little more time with them before they leave -- is something I miss.