Every time I complain about this, one of my political wonk friends insists they work and are the biggest funding driver for the Dems. I’m just like . . . HOW. WHO RESPONDS WELL TO THESE.

Yes, let’s pit two unrelated women against each other to determine who is the best wife. EYE. ROLL. 

Perhaps there are zero bad actors here. Perhaps Kate Upton is a super awesome supportive life and Mom, and that support allows Justin to succeed in a part of his career where success is hard to come by.

I think the narrative of pinning 2 women against each other yet again is exhausting. Any perceived “shade” thrown at Gisele is most likely unintended from Kate’s point of view. Aside form giving him an ultimatum on air, any sort of career supportive answer people will interpret as shade. Also it’s good to point out…

You don’t know what really goes on behind closed doors. I’m sure it is about much more than football.

A message to the public: If you see this fugitive, no you didn’t.

Ah, Drake, the perpetual fuckboy.  He sucks, and he’s an ugly doofus to boot.  Go sharpie in your beard, loser.

Also not understanding that the meat didn’t cook inside-out. How could it be pink around the outsides but grey in the middle?

Have you seen those teeth....? Yikes! Two inches, at least! Please!

He’s nuts if he doesn’t think an employee has ever done something nasty to that toothbrush.

Just as long as the Teddy didn’t have any of its cheek fluff removed when it was a young bear. Cosmetic surgeries like that just look so…inanimate…especially as stuffing gets puffy and fur sags. 

So do I believe a Black woman who has provided proof of being shot, or a grooming happy, attention hungry rapper? Choices, choices.

My Snoopy which I got when I was six in London will be making his second trip this year back there!

Well, he has to measure up somewhere. I’m reminded of the old joke:

Let’s not plush-shame.  Lord knows I have  far far FAR too many plushes I share my bed with, and one always comes with me on trips.  And WHOMST AMONG US would not have a custom toilet seat if we could.

I’m sure the guy has done a lot worse things that are a lot more newsworthy than keep an old teddy bear. My old bear is still on my bed and sure, I’d like to still have him when I’m 70.

My 40-year-old teddy had to be restuffed and re-fluffed (heh.)

It only needs to be the size of a pea. But I suppose he has to have a whole inch!

Shit like this is why the monarchy will never, ever be modern in the way covered wagons will never, ever be modern.

That 1994 suit is a perfect example of a lawsuit that people continue to refer to as frivolous but wasn’t at all.