going through a big breakup/dramatic lifechange can lead to trying anything to feel better. Totally understandable.

I mean I don’t love it but comparing this to Chik-Fil-A administration going out of its way to support and fund hatred of gay people is pretty absurd

Meanwhile, this is how Clooney addresses David O Russell:

This type of situation is why I wholeheartedly support conservative alternatives to mainstream products.

I don’t think Christian “Gooooood for Youu” Bale is noted for being a very empathetic individual. So I don’t think his opinion of the situation carries too much weight.

WHY can I still hear “you lint-licker!” in that extremely precise accent? I haven’t seen that commercial in DECADES.

“Mannnnnn this sucks,” one user writes. “The halcyon days of the early-mid 2010s are well and truly done. This. Fucking. Sucks. The things that actually made Taco Bell exciting and interesting, the ‘cult’ fast food brand, are just not going to happen under [current Taco Bell CEO] Mark King. If it wasn’t clear before,…

You’re taking this much too seriously.

“Who you calling a bucket bunny, you lint licker?!”

I can’t afford housing

“Linewife”? I find it so fucking weird and sad that anyone would want to define themselves by what their spouse does for a living. Like, if your spouse decides to to change their career path, do you then become “Accountantwife”? Or do you just crumble into dust and cease to exist?

Once again, social media is living up to its promise of showing us the fascinating lives of others.

spoken like a person who’s never had to work a food service job. 

Not really sure why we are surprised she is saying the quiet part out loud. They want to impose a “Christian” theocracy on the country and will do anything they can to get that.

No, he throws these verbal bombs because he’s an asshole. There are plenty of people with mental illness who don’t act like an asshole.

So he’s wearing a “White Lives Matter” shirt and hanging out with Candace Owens... but he’s afraid that Trevor Noah and Gabriella Karefa-Johnson are puppets?

Other than the first two options listed (which were drinking it), this is a decent start.

“one Oz-led study resulted in a litter of puppies being killed by intracardiac injection with syringes of expired drugs inserted in their hearts without any sedation. Upon being killed, the puppies were allegedly left in a garbage bag with living puppies who were their littermates”

Wow rude how you gonna do Betsy Johnson like that?!  Just for no damn reason.  Uncute.

Pretty sure that ship sailed when they all voted for a thrice-married former reality TV show host and serial liar who was cheating on his third wife WHILE she was pregnant with his fifth child... or something like that.