I used to live next to someone that had a sign that said “We don’t call 911" with a picture of a gun. I always wanted to ask them if they were planning to shoot out a fire or a heart attack.

What an awful person. And she works with children? Get her the hell away from them permanently ASAP.

I guess these ‘can’t breathe with a mask on’ people only have access to some kind of BDSM breath play masks or some shit? 

Kelly's ex is NOT Reba's son, he was her step-son when she was married to her ex husband. Both Kelly and Reba said "nope" to the Blackstock men.

Never thought Fabio’s hair looked good to begin with. It’s always had an over processed look about it. I’ve also always thought he looked to be in his 50's when he was in his 20's. Which I guess in someway works for him. His age caught up to his face.

Back in the day Dairy Queen used to let you mix as many flavors as you wanted on sundaes and in shakes (don’t know if they still do) and I frequently paired peanut butter and marshmallow. Delightful.

NGL, those new Girl Scout cookies look like it might displace the perennial rankings of Tagalong > Thin Mint > Everything else for me... they look fucking delicious...

She’s incredibly talented. Whether or not her sound is someone’s cup of tea is totally fair, but anyone denying that she has musical talent is lying to themselves.

I am saying this with total respect and sincerity: you need to change your screen name to Every Square Inch of My Ample, Sassy, Black Ass.

Somehow I ended up being a working stage actor. Because I’m Black and female and round and of “a certain age,” I can count on one hand, with fingers left over, the number of times I haven’t played the servant, the slave, or the comedic foil. ‘Cause that’s what’s out there. Ms. Winger can kiss every square inch of my…

Debra Winger is a broken clock. Right about limited roles for women in Hollywood. Still an asshole and Roman Polanski turbo supporter.

That doesn’t make it cool to shit on other actors, and the rest of the interview honestly doesn’t help. She’s very talented, but she seems like a bit of a jerk.

Debra Winger comes across as weirdly pissy and bitter in this, honestly.

Ok, I don’t care about Bennifer 2.0 but I will now care about Jennifer Slopez.

I am as prepared to believe that Jimmy Fallon looked the other way, as I am to believe that he was too fucked up to be cognizant of anything being amiss in the first place. Though he sort of denies it now, there is no small number of people who will attest to Fallon’s penchant for very hard drinking. And while there’s…

I was doing fine during mine, until my evil brain decided to wonder what would happen if there was an earthquake and the power failed. I was not doing fine after that.

Yep. When I had my MRI, I was stuffed into that tube like a sausage, with both my arms wedged against the sides. And I am claustrophobic, so it was easily the worst medical experience of my life.

The worst part was when his mockery and disdain of Rachel’s career was played for laughs.

Starred for Uncle Leo :) 

As someone with almost invisible eyebrows naturally. I am deeply offended that others can make their eyebrows hard to see without anyone asking them where their eyebrows are, and if they even have eyebrows?