he really should have kept that one too himself. was he expecting a gold star? that’s so embarrassing. if you think about it, his daughter has probably told him to stop using that word and why it’s bad to use that word over years and years. that whole time he was walking around the house saying the f word laughing. it…

Let’s have a nice moment to love love and appreciate appreciating.

I demand she be identified as Aurora Teagarden going forward. She needs to be held accountable. 

I mean, Burger King STILL hasn’t gotten fries right.

I’ve never understood how Sonic can get drinks and ice cream and chicken (popcorn chicken and their boneless wings) so right and just shit the bed with their burgers.

It shouldn’t take them serving up a 2,000 calorie burger to get them to a palatable stage.

Sean Penn. Robert Downey Jr. The lead singer of Creed.

Thank you. I have been saying this for months!!!

And Britney Spears is the one who needs a conservatorship...

Sorry. I guess when you cut and paste a wiki article with internal links, Kinja puts it into an html blender when it’s published. Anyhow, the article above states that Foley starting working with sexual abuse survivors after becoming a massive Tori Amos fan in 1993. I love being pleasantly surprised by people. In that…

Right?! Mick Foley is a godsdam treasure.

My wrestling hero has long been Mick Foley (“Mankind”). He was the toughest wrestler of his generation. (Even if you’re not a wrestling fan, I’d recommend reading about his 1998 Hell in a Cell match.) Anyhow, he’s a long-time Democratic supporter, and his wiki contains gems like this paragraph:

Yep. His idea of helping women is just making it easier for us to serve the menfolk.

Hahaha...women don’t have to work! Don’t get me wrong; it’s cute when you ladies bring home your little paychecks and then go buy yourselves some little fancies. But you have a MAN to pay the real bills. And if he’s not making enough, he shouldn’t have decided to be poor. And if you don’t have a man, well, you should…

I think that knee-jerk “Who the fuck is this dweeb?” reaction is how he filtered out people who wouldn’t buy into his nonsense. 

Well, if the tiara sold at perhaps the world’s most famous auction house for $35,000, I can’t imagine the market supporting a much higher price. Also, unlike Ms. Engman, I’m nearly certain that Christie’s employs professional appraisers.

“I believe that other people can have a PhD level in understanding themselves. You don’t have to think, ‘I don’t have a bachelor’s degree, I don’t have this certification’ or whatnot, you can curate your own learning that is specific to who you are, to what your passions are, to whatever transitional phase you are in…

Yes. I watched it live on the tee-vee with muh dad. 

Does anyone here remember Greg Louganis’s horrific diving accident?

Here, here. There is nothing like working a retail job to turn an ordinary person into cynic and misanthrope. And it’s not that every customer is rude and aggressive, but there are enough of them on a daily and weekly basis to make you feel like you are a human punching bag.

Does no one remember Michael Sam? Dude didn’t actually play in a game, but he was drafted and kissed his boyfriend on live tv when it happened. Has everyone just agreed that he wasn’t part of the NFL so someone else could be the first openly gay man to pay? Is he being whitewashed?