Marky Mark’s toilet is definitely going to feel the vibration.

Prince Charles, is 72 years old. He is the father. He should be the adult here

I don’t think it’s fatphobic to want to be in better shape, no matter who you are. 

Now Mac is the voice of reason these days:

That Cake cover is everything and you were right to drop that friendship.

I truly will not ever understand why - after seeing what she went through (and ESPECIALLY if you remember first hand that time) - why on earth you would think she’s just not a person who really wants to just sit back, be mentally well, live her life, and enjoy the life she worked very hard and went through hell for.…

imagine what it would be like to be one of the many people who shared it on Twitter and earnestly replied, “Love this!”

She was obviously wrong, because Cake is great, and their I Will Survive cover is excellent. 

Cake’s version of ‘I Will Survive’, I love it, specially the guitar part.

Yep. It’s a hit piece just to be a hit piece. The Gates Foundation has been investing a _lot_ of money into things that have the potential to improve quality of life for a lot of people. Drinking water, electric power, all sorts of things.

It’s also unclear why anyone would need to know this via Twitter, but I guess when one is a self-important billionaire, these sort of things feel necessary to stand on the internet’s street corner and yell about through a megaphone.

This. Whatever he’s like personally, his foundation - which, Jesus, Jezebel, do some research before you casually dismiss the Gates Foundation - has done an incredible amount to transform living conditions in the developing world.

It may be because I’m super-old, but one of the first things I remember about the Gates Foundation after it formed was all the mosquito netting it provided to countries in Africa and its dedication to family planning. This isn’t just another Bezos, folks, even if you do not like the man.

“(A)Venti Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino with five bananas, extra caramel drizzle, extra whipped cream, extra ice, extra Cinnamon Dolce Sprinkles, seven pumps of Dark Caramel Sauce, extra Caramel Crunch Topping, one pump Honey Blend, extra Salted Butter Topping, five pumps of Frappuccino Roast, and seven…

• She looks like a classic blonde bombshell.

Will she continue to stand by him if it comes out he abused their daughters? Where’s the line for her? 

If we’ve learned anything, America is a nation that respects young and attractive women, and have a profound understanding of boundaries and appropriate behavior. I’m sure it will all work out splendidly, and the focus will remain on her work, and not her appearance. 

Seconded. Physical assaults “lady” to “lady” are rare.

So wait a minute. What if she had recognized him? Would she have seated him ahead of other people that had been waiting already? Because that would not be cool.  I’m not a Sandler fan, but I’ll give him props for simply going somewhere else instead of  using his celeb status to get a seat.