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The Britney thing always makes me wonder something. There have been male celebrities who went off the rails publicly, made very poor decisions, mismanaged their own money badly, and/or trusted the wrong people. Guys like Mike Tyson and Charlie Sheen. Would they be under conservatorship too if their families had pushed

Well, they appeared to be well disciplined in not bringing shame on their unit, uniform, etc. Not saying the IHOP HOE didn’t deserve a fresh, hot knuckle sammitch with a side of floor, but doing so while on the clock in uniform might not reflect well on your chances for future promotion.

Oh Sally’s definitely short a stack or two

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Scenes like this have me convinced that white women like this are seeking a viral nickname. They have nothing better to do. They’re bored with their lives and they won’t be happy unless we on Black Social-Media identifies them. Lucky for her I’m willing to declare her Ihop Irma.

“Why is she like this”

That’s not true - a vaccinated person brushed against my arm the other day and my vagina started GUSHING blood.  And I’m a man! 

We had a patient in our dental office come in with a mesh mask a few weeks ago. You could just tell she was itching to talk to us about it. She gleefully told us how breathable it was and that “no one specified what mask you had to wear!” and that she has to wear surgical masks all day at work and nobody is going to

Its kinda sad that its refreshing to see a middle aged white man dating an age-appropriate woman close to his age.

This would be the one time I would have enjoyed a, “Do you know who I am???” And wouldn’t have judged her for it a bit.

Melania being the “classiest” first Lady in history is a statement that immediately tells me I cannot have a conversation with someone.

That was no sex joke. That was a back-handed attempt to call her a whore and claim it was humor. As hard as Harris fought to get where she is, and as much as she had to endure from both sides of the political spectrum, that is not only unfair and insulting it is demonstrably untrue and motivated by misogyny and racism.

Republicans: “It is APPALLING the way that Rep. Maxine Waters spoke of these events! She seems to be completely oblivious to the importance of decorum in these lofty offices.

Rita Wilson has to be Good People if she’s married to Tom Hanks. You don’t mess with Good People. Scott Rudin can join Trump and my ex in the club of “I Hope Your Anus Grows Shut Tonight”.

Sorry to be that person...

Past presidents have intentionally not used the word “genocide” when referring to the Armenian Genocide—which began in 1915 and resulted in the massacre of 1.5 Armenians...

All around pet rescue owner, lover of animals here, I can’t imagine the absolute sadness, and sense of loss.

Man, if someone gets so in their feelings about a cat on a leash that they have to commit assault, imagine what they might do if they see a gender nonconforming person, or someone with an obvious disability, or any of a cornucopia of other things that might make a person visibly “different”.

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You dont need string to truss a bird. I’ve been doing it this way for years

I really wish I still had the tabletop convection oven I had when I lived in my first house (20+ years ago) because the oven that came with didn’t work (just the stovetop. It was under $100 and would roast a small turkey.