Ah, an importer/exporter, huh? You should collaborate with my man, Costanza. He’s been in the game about 25 years. 

I think the boneheaded men who dreamed this up are just afraid you might contaminate the sandwich they expect you to make with your nasty lady blood. They don’t realize women wash their hands when they’re done in the bathroom, unlike the legions of men who don’t.

If that is an issue with a woman, wouldn’t latex gloves suffice? I don’t know if that would impair the ability to grab whatever is necessary to get the tampon out, but come the fuck on.

“So, you’re saying you don’t go down?” the interviewer clarified.

Yeah I am SO confused by this whole thing. She seeks out a diet-y dessert because of her eating disorder and then is upset at the shop for providing the thing she was specifically seeking claiming that it’s triggering the thing that caused her to seek this particular food item in the first place. What kind of logic is…

Yeah I think that’s it right there. It was likely very painful for her but that doesn’t mean the shop was doing anything TO her or that they need to change their labeling. Somehow I don’t think she realized that people with EDs aren’t the only ones who have particular food needs. And someone doesn’t NEED to be…

Same as it ever was. Liz Phair recorded the excellent Exile in Guysville on a shoestring in 1993. Industry suits sensed that they can make some money if they just knock off the rough edges and the next thing you know, Alanis Morrissette is a gigantic star due to her “edgy” and not at all contrived Jagged Little Pill. A…

A lot of diet restrictions aren’t just “celiacs” or “diabetes” though - labelling something “gluten free” or “sugar free” is clearer messaging, it lets you know what is in or not in it.

She loves the attention she gets for sure. 

I noticed that as well. And her followup, “did you get a pap too?” Yes, dummy. You should get a pap, too. Is this moron not getting a pap either? Get a pap, folks. 

It’s weird to think what would have happened if the mango shitgibbon had kicked it back then. Pence takes over, presides over the happiest period of ‘mourning’ in American history, loses the election in a landslide, peaceful transition of power, Republicans desperately trying to keep a straight face when saying how…

Think of it this way: getting the vaccine (even if you’re a despicable human being) ultimately benefits all of us. So get those trumpers in line for a jab for no other reason than it’s one less virus-carrier who might kill grandma.

“This is the fifth shooting death of a student at Austin-East this year”

So one idiot school cop shoots the other and then they both blast away at the supposedly armed student who didn’t shoot anyone. Do I have that right?

A fuckton is exactly how you get so many kids.

no fucking shit.  I’m 12 years younger than Tom Hanks and would happily let him adopt me to hang out with him and live off of his money, and I’d even promise beforehand NOT to cover my body with tattoos and NOT be an attention-seeking douchebag.

Can you please just go quietly live off your parent’s money?

“Oh we knew hihihi.” Thank you for being condescending & snarky to people still in the closet and scared to come out.

Some people see S’mores Dip to share while I see a S’mores Personal Pan Pizza

I can see serving individual portions in a ramekin. I bet my siblings would love it.