I’m going to need someone to explain to me how cat pictures are sports related. Come on ladies, you know Mr Maidment is very firm on these sites sticking to sports. 

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

Seeing as how the dress code for the site right now seems to be “Fuck You”, would that be “Very Fancy” or “Just Post Something That Looks Nice”?

A good dick is only half the equation. Maybe even one-third. Maybe even less.

See, to me she’s so plain she’s the equivalent of an off-white wall. It’s weird, like she has no real features and no personality.

I feel like it might be a symptom of being an asshole.

Too late to edit but it's also insulting to lesbians. Too many people think that women are only lesbians because they haven't met the right man. That one day, a magical penis will turn them straight. Which would be laughable if "corrective rape" didn't exist

I did it before!

I’ve...had this friend? I’m so embarrassed now that we were ever “friends.”

Meh. Jackie O always seemed like a bit of a cunt.

I believe the real reason Paul Rudd knows so much about the Titanic, is that he was onboard when it sank and managed to make it into a lifeboat. Dude’s immortal.

Is there anything Paul Rudd cannot do?

“...and make sure people like your company rather than just your looks.”

You know what - if I became the Flo of Poo Pourri I would celebrate that shit! I volunteer to the be shit stain of advertising mascots for that sweet sweet toilet money!

This site needs to pick a fucking lane.

“dirt of a person” is a) accurate and b) hilarious. Thank you for introducing the phrase to my lexicon.

She divorced him, people shouldnt be asking her about this. She isn’t required to have an opinion on her ex -husbands criminal behavior. 

They would probably have a candle light vigil......................after she killed herself.  And then lawyer up and deny any culpability.

So, certainly when a group of guys were harassing a girl and calling her a slut and making up stories about her, the school also put this much effort into stopping that bullying, right?

Zach Braff did not age well. Hoo boy.