I hate subway tile so goddamn much. Mostly because I live in NYC and never, ever want to be reminded of how terrible the subway service is right now, and can’t imagine being so nostalgic for NYC (after I eventually leave) that I’ll want to look at subway tile every day for the rest of my life.

I was expecting to read bad stuff but omg, an hour for lunch! What a monster! /s

Give me a star if when you read “beep in mind” you also looked down to assess the distance between the b and k keys.

Calling this a FAKE. I had lasik recently - you get TOPICAL pain killer (drops in eyes), and 1 Xanax/Valium pill, which makes you a bit relaxed, but definitely not intoxicated. Check out any laser eye surgery website about pre/post-op procedures - no laughing gas, anesthesia or heavy painkillers are used. Also,…

I thank the lord jebus all the time that I’m not a repressed conservative, or a conservative leading a double life. Homosexuality - and sex in general - was demonized in my household as a kid, but some how, I never took any of it to heart. Even then, I knew the adults in the house were full of shit. I grew up to be a…

(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

Where on the male anatomy do we inject botox to stop men from telling women to smile?

I would love to see Tom get asked, “What’s it like to be a short old guy in a tall young guy’s world?”

Most older homes need a coat of paint and some Spackle

Well, considering I’m in a city with a median home price of 750k, yes.

I’ll assume you don’t know about his record of domestic abuse?

That ‘wet hair’ bullshit is gross.  It just looks dirty.  I know I sound like my mother, but I don’t care.  Take a bath. 

Their stuff is overpriced, scratchy, and doesn’t fit well. I’m surprised they are still around.

Hopefully the poor soul can finally feel his face.

They want segregation in every way except black people’s money going to other black people.

“Have you tried teaching your sons to not be sexist little fucks?”

Let’s take a look at what’s wrong with them:

Because it’s about black people suggesting things that could affect white people a little bit, so she feels compelled to virtue signal to her white supremacist fanbase. Also, I believe a lot of redhats are still triggered by the mere mention of Jemele Hill after the last time she tried to ruin their SPORTZ! with (the…

My favorite memory of them is before I knew the name Palin.