My favorite thing about the election results...my 4 year old nephew asking if inauguration day was the day they drag Trump out of the White House. 

Thank you for obese armpits.

It’s been crazy...the one near me (at least at night) always has a line into the street. It was never like that before. 

Their mom passed away earlier this year (I think...time is weird now), but their dad is still alive. It’s really sad that she never got a resolution.

I grew up in the Bay Area too in the 80's...the ones I remember the most are Michaela Joy Garecht and Ilene Misheloff. One of my co-workers is actually Ilene’s twin brother. They still hold a vigil for her every year.

I’ve had Dog Haus once and it was meh. I’ve had better hot dogs pretty much anywhere. 

I actually burst out laughing when I ready this...

Let’s hope...these elections keep telling me that we (the US) still hate women the most. 

Go fuck yourself San Diego...and America. That would be great. 

Definitely NOT hot. 

My mom was a nurse for 30+ years and she’s been saying the same thing...he looks sick and like he’s having issues breathing. 

I remember the KFC buffet only because my sister worked there in high school...and they had a camera focused on the buffet, I guess to make sure people didn’t take too much?

I did the math, and it would cover my rent for almost 9 months. Def not 2 years, though! 

My cousin had a catered BBQ at her wedding...I have no idea if it was super expensive or not, but it was so good. Best food I’ve ever had at a wedding.

He’s so annoying...the CEO of the company I work for goes on Cramer’s screamy show and then we’re emailed the video clip to “enjoy.” I have no desire to watch that nonsense.

Why is it so hard to find a backpack that will hold a 17" laptop???????

Why is it so hard to find a backpack that will hold a 17" laptop???????

Right? Did Sam Smith do something terrible that I am unaware of? And good Lord, the editing!

Wow...just wow. 

Seriously. They call them all specialties...nothing’s a specialty if you literally make EVERYTHING!

You’re way cuter with your regular nose!