2 out of 3 of my beasties

Starred for *Name not changed because fuck her.

I’ve used it for a long time...2 sprays before you go and you’re set. No poop smell. Just a little citrus (or whatever scent you choose). 

Have you been to California??? I would kill (probably not literally) for a 100k property!!!

• Behold Elizabeth Olsen’s giant rock. [Page Six]

The service department at Dublin Mazda has compltely turned me off Mazdas- and I like their cars a lot. They have one service writer who is great, but the rest can kick rocks. 

Much better idea. ☺

My friend used to stick them in her bra for a minute (at my joking suggestion). It works pretty quickly, if you don’t mind looking weird!

Thank you.

It has something to do with Planet Fitness giving out pizza to its members on certain nights of the week. Very weird way to write it, though!

Cannot star enough times!

I’d see a doctor...I had one and it took 6 months, but it was gone after a lot of freezing and scraping!

It will make you feel like you’re going to barf (at least the first 1-2 times). But you feel a lot better at the end.

Chipotle Diarrhea Factory.

I thought the Kim Kardashian snap chat transcript was the dumbest thing I’d read all week...then I read this. Wow.