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We can. Probably. Probably.

Can we just let stupid people die? Aren't there enough people in the world? Am I an asshole?

Yeah— what's up with that "Is that all right, appearing nude?" She's a grown woman, a professional actress, and Letterfuck is asking her if it's all right for her to appear nude? As if she needs TV Daddy's permission? Seems like the paternalism was laid on thicker than peanut-butter all around.

God, I love it when a hot person becomes MORE hot instead of LESS hot when they start talking.

You know, it seems like Cosby had some kind of cult leader level influence at the show. It would explain the illogical defense that Rashad and Pulliam are giving him.

Seems like Letterman thought Bill Cosby was Lisa Bonet's real father. That interview was a bit gross and patronizing.

I don't care, I still love Brandi. She does some really stupid shit (I was peeking out from behind my hands for the entire wine-throwing scene), but she really is the one person that reminds me of a regular ol' person. She says whatever she thinks (even when it's not a good idea), but she almost always apologizes,…

Sweet? You can keep that, thanks.

Absolutely not. That just punishes those of us with abusive parents.

That's totally the direction I thought this was going, too. Isn't it sad that we're relieved when he "just" turns out to be a scummy married dude?

Yeah, that immediate hyper-involved I-must-see-you-three-times-a-day stuff? I totally was expecting it to turn into an abusive relationship any second. I think the author was lucky it was 'just' a guy cheating.

"I chose you..."

We've all grown up having how not to be raped safety tips drilled into our heads. All the safety tips in the world don't matter when rapists feel entitled to our bodies and the culture backs them up. So you can fuck off now.

Maybe when the topic is "Sexual Assault," and women are discussing their concerns about it, men should reconsider the urge to barge in and "play devils advocate."

i.e. How to make sure you are getting raped by a genuine Uber Rapist (TM) and not some kind of creepy knock-off rapist.

"For maximum safety, keep a small caliber firearm rammed into your driver's right kidney throughout the ride! Thank you for using Uber; Letting everyone else assume the risk so we don't have to since 2009."

Ha! What are you talking about? How many guys have broken bones playing sports or doing stupid-ass stuff to prove they're "real men"?

I wouldn't call that falling. I'd call it missing a step.

Misleading headline is misleading. I expected something more like...