SORRY! You do not get to spend thousands of dollars turning yourself into a bovine creature and then complain about being body shamed. Her “outside the realm of haughty white chaste sexuality” body is FAKE.

Or maybe, just maybe...it’s a fauxmance. As fake as Elaine’s orgasms.

Um, Blake Shelton and Randy Newman should NEVER be in the same sentence. Newman is an National Treasure.

You need a hobby.

That’s what fertility clinics are for :)

It is irrelevant whether he is a racist or not. It’s been well documented that the guy is a straight up dick.