I have always had alot of shoes- I probably have about 60 pairs in my closet right now. I love them. I actually wear all of them pretty frequently, with the exception of some very old pairs that are falling apart but that I still love too much to let go. I always bring a small pair of flats when I wear my heels out…

I will admit, my high school french teacher totally did this to me too. But, 1- I though it was hilarious. and 2- was self-aware enough to realize I was being a little shit. I remember telling my parents about it and they thought it was hilarious too. Frankly, I am only shocked it doesn't happen more often...

Two stories about Boobs, The Getting, and the Having.

That moron is a disgrace to America, womanhood, and the entire record of human history.

One other explanation for why there are few larger vintage garments available (from the 50's and earlier) is that larger-sized garments were

@Excusado: Mostly because you are dealing way more with actor egos, like they think more in what looks good/bad on them in modern clothes (because that is how they dress every day) and less about what the character, not they themselves, would wear. You get alot more comments like "but I don't wear skinny jeans." or…

@memphreblues: Modern dress is way harder.

In honor of the upcoming costume design oscar, I give you this picture of me holding Irene Sharaff's 5 oscars. Yes they are real. and they are heavy!

@Purplelife: Yes!

I like that alot of ladies (well, like 2) are winning technical categories.

Trent Reznor looks like a dad. WTF?

James Franco as Marilyn is the best part so far.

Boringest Oscars ever. periodtheend.

Kid has been taking lessons from the Master, I think.

I. Love. Fred. Willard.

@edith-irene:As I said to Dialogue_Dub, I fully realize this comment is loaded. But I stand by it. I am a costume designer- I have a deeply vested personal and professional interest in clothes. They are my job and take up a hell of lot of my life and time and thoughts. I love all clothes. These included. I wish…

@Dialogue_Dub: I meant no disrespect. I understand this issue is racially loaded and sensitive. I am a costumes designer and I have both a professional and personal interest in all kinds of clothes and the people who wear them. I don't think they are wack-a-doodle, I think they are great, and I love them. I am a…

Amazingness like this makes me so, so sad that I am the whitest white girl of all white times, and would look completely ridiculous in any of these fabulous ensembles, especially the afro-centric ones- oh that purple! So gorge! Why, why must I have been born into the most sartorially boring of heritages? Why are my…

@Chris Braak: I didn't either! But I still don't care if I happen to see one, or almost see one, on a terrible magazine. Meh.

Ok, didn't most people come out of a vagina? What is the goddamn big deal?