He’s an old-school, 3-ring binder type.

Disappointed and also surprised when he discovered that plants were a) alive and b) part of the course.

its alternative bullshit though - bisonshit.

Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe…

The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable…

Not always...

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

What this blog does not take into account is the possibility that the real Sidney Ponson, completely unprompted, decided to DM Tom “Hillary did benghazi.”

My favorite tweet from this whole thing was Curt’s tweet implying that part of why he knows it is really Sidney is basically, “why would anyone create a fake Sidney account?”

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

..much less nine / eleven.

Best “bad” smell that is actually good is definitely skunk.

“How do you know that I’m not reading black poetry?” <——(Real quote!)

I’m not sure how desperate I’d have to be to talk to a woman about the Browns.

It’s also an oddly prophetic Brexit commentary. If you rearrange the letters in Rogue One, you get Gone Euro.

JDF claims veto power over any other ranger actors invited to conventions where he is also going, so as to continue his petty grudge against Austin St. John. Austin St. John is an American hero, having become an EMT and, later, a combat medic in Afghanistan. He also, full disclosure, helped me out after I had seizures…

I watch this like people shoot heroin.

Punting is okay, but it's hard.