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He’s an old-school, 3-ring binder type.

That could have worked well as a movie but with the TV show, I hope they keep her out. Being in a Marvel TV show essentially means the character is a B-lister or couldn’t make it in a film. Kamala deserves better plus how can they introduce her before Carol Danvers?

Knees that bend?? These are too good, I feel like this is a slap in the face.

Disappointed and also surprised when he discovered that plants were a) alive and b) part of the course.

The right for prisoners to bananas is a dearly held one in the Gorilla City constitution.

See, Marvel, that’s the kind of crossover I like. Only two closely-related books, for only two issues each, with only one extra one-shot. That’s a fun yearly event. Not your terrible summer extravaganza that put everything on hold and finishes with “Everything is now different!!!! Except not really “

its alternative bullshit though - bisonshit.

Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe

The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable

Not always...

I’d still kinda like to see Hugh Jackman in Deadpool...but not Wolverine. I think a movie where Deadpool grabs the actual Hugh Jackman and drags him into the action, probably getting him killed in the process, would be awesome.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Awesome, this will surely set up that Watto spinoff film I’ve been pining for!

It’s just a dream he’s having as his memory is being erased.

THAT’S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!

but seriously, “balance” to the force is not a balance between the dark and light side, because the dark side is an inherent corruption. balance means only using the force to heal, to build, to educate, to protect. light and dark are only equals according to people like Kreia

Because narratives always have gaps; they are less detailed, necessarily, than the experiences that people have in life that the stories try to invoke. Narrative art is only an impression of the texture of life. If it tried to do more, it would be very tedious; movies would be days long, books tens of thousands of

My favorite gag of the season was when they were pouring bottles of wine into the sink to stage MacLaren’s kitchen to look like him and his wife got blackout drunk.

What this blog does not take into account is the possibility that the real Sidney Ponson, completely unprompted, decided to DM Tom “Hillary did benghazi.”

My favorite tweet from this whole thing was Curt’s tweet implying that part of why he knows it is really Sidney is basically, “why would anyone create a fake Sidney account?”