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Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

They’re taking our jerbs!

I dunno, as someone with a career that is at least part mental health advocacy, Split doesn’t seem like my cup of tea. I can get into horror/thriller films, but the whole “people with mental illnesses are dangerous to our young women” trope feels fairly played out and annoying to me. How was the film on that score?

..much less nine / eleven.

Who really wants this?

I kinda like the monster being a demonic form that is also a literal walking incarnation of capitalism. Being punched by a robot formed from five smaller robots piloted by a multi-ethnic team. I take what little Marxism I can get from mainstream studio movies.

Hey, if they delay this series any longer it won’t need special effects, they’ll just be able to take a shuttle into space and film it live, amirite? Thank you, ladies and lifeforms, I’m here all stardate. Try the tribble.

The real twist isn’t that it’s evil Tommy, but regular JDF.

Best “bad” smell that is actually good is definitely skunk.

“How do you know that I’m not reading black poetry?” <——(Real quote!)

I’m not sure how desperate I’d have to be to talk to a woman about the Browns.

It’s also an oddly prophetic Brexit commentary. If you rearrange the letters in Rogue One, you get Gone Euro.

JDF claims veto power over any other ranger actors invited to conventions where he is also going, so as to continue his petty grudge against Austin St. John. Austin St. John is an American hero, having become an EMT and, later, a combat medic in Afghanistan. He also, full disclosure, helped me out after I had seizures

“It’s okay. I’ll bring him back to life later.”

I suspect that host Ford was building in his secret lair for 4 episodes... was Ford. And that fake-host Ford was shot.

So Groot in the original should be considered Rob Grootkowski? Makes sense.

I watch this like people shoot heroin.

Punting is okay, but it's hard.