I once owned a Patek 3940. About the same price, if you buy it used and get a good deal, and a much nicer watch than that Omega De Ville you mentioned. I often wear a January 1969 145.022-69 Omega Speedmaster, so I’m not anti Omega, by any means.

Are you 9 years old?

I don’t understand why they made such a big scene of Mr. Nancy making bespoke clothing when the suits worn were so poorly tailored.

I have a Samsung PN60F5300, with is a 60 inch 1080p Plasma. I don’t really feel a need for a 4k TV, per se, but I want a bigger set, and it seems that 4k is what you get, with large OLED tvs. I give it a 50/50, in the next year.

You’re doing it wrong. One, showering with a partner should be after you’ve already fucked a bunch, so it’s afterplay. You should kiss a lot, and rub your partner’s shoulders, scrub her back, caress various places that your partner likes to be caressed, and make the joke (if you are a man with a woman; adjust as…

He hasn’t even been a decent director in many years.

“Honda has no control over the slimy salesmen.”

“How am I supposed to know which lights are which 911?”

“but is there a dignified way to get out of a lotus?”

“The Gallardo is an Audi R8 underneath, right?”

I’m a man, so I can’t help you with specifics, but anything linen that is fairly lightly woven should work well. Linen wicks, where as cotton tends not to; I avoid cotton when it’s hot.

I tend to run hot, so I bought several un-lined linen and fresco (a very thin, loosely woven wool) suits, for the summer. I wear them over “performance” dress shirts, and wear very thin silk socks. People see me wearing one of these suits on a hot day, and they say the same thing: “how can you stand the heat?” I…

That was precisely my thought.

I’d cut off three fingers on my left hand to not have to use Windows, so it’s a pretty good price.

It’s in the article.

As a white man, I will say again what I’ve been saying for years: Bill Maher is a piece of shit.

For some reason, this issue of hostile xenomorphs has emerged as a paramount issue for the colonists of Hadley’s Hope and around LV-426.

I just want that suit. I have a lot of suits. I have several three-piece suits. I have a tailor. I’ve spent a lot of money on suits. I’ve spent a lot of money on tailoring. I’ve bought bespoke suits. I’ve never looked that good in a suit. I’m also fat, though much less fat than I used to be, and my girlfriend…

Jail probably makes for a better comeback.

What is the last thing Jamie Foxx was in?