He was paid 7 figures with a paper check? Weird.

Who says there aren’t? How could you tell if an Australian were concussed?

I am a highly skilled and practiced knife sharpener, and owner of many hand-made Japanese knives (think Shigefusa, not Shun). The only time I’ve been injured while tackling an avocado is when my knife went through the nut, into my thumb. It required four stitches, and my thumb was numb for a year. That is all.

I’m going to make it real, real simple, and quote a T-800: fuck you, asshole.

They did a field test? It was probably powdered milk.

Cincinnati actually has some pretty good sushi places.

Because that’s how anything works.

That wasn’t quite the same team as this year, you may have noticed.

Fair enough.

For whom are you offended?

I think that’s exactly what happened. The family almost certainly would never buy black styrofoam plates, after all.

It is.

What is the fatality rate for the same animals when they aren’t on a plane?Without knowing that, any correlation is dubious.

And you should probably be kicked off the earth. Instead, what happened is that the “dumb fuck” lady got First Class upgrades for the rest of her trip, and the FA is currently not working. I hope your mom gets testicular cancer.

What kind of dumb fuck is buying this? The same kind of person who bids on Mulan sauce because they saw it on Rick and Morty?

Who cares? That money could have been spent on medical research.

“Aside from sudden congestion that requires hard braking, there is almost NEVER an excuse for using the brakes.”

You must live in a place with a very low population density. The Yukon?

I mean, Kotaku has some pathetic content, but wow.

Some people here have definitely never talked to a dietician. If it were as simple as keeping a log of your caloric intake, I wouldn’t have stopped losing weight after 60 pounds, despite rather severe caloric restriction (I’m on a medication that has the side-effect of reducing appetite, and I became a vegetarian, so…