“People...that was the entire point of the show. That was on purpose. I don’t get if people missed this or they were just annoyed by it anyway.”

I’m sure you’d buy one straight away.

He may have wanted it to look like Versailles, but he certainly failed. Instead, it looks like the home of a sleaze-bag grifter.

“I suffered a similar mini-heart attack this past weekend.” It must be nice to be a be able to have such strong reactions to such non-events; it really suggests how amazing your life must be. I made the decision to unplug my father, 5 days after he hanged himself and was in a vegetative state, 11 years ago this July.…

That isn’t your daughter’s fault, Jefe.

Let me get this straight: you are an adult man who sells things of value at a loss for a Valentine’s day dinner that you can’t afford, but you are blaming your child for acting like a child?

My friend’s hairdresser’s attorney’s prairie dog’s mayor told me about the time a snake wrapped around the Axel (not the axle, the car had an Axel) of a car and woke the car up, and the car transformed into Optimus Prime, and everybody in the car was smooshed.

Something tells me that motorcycle rider wasn’t minding his own business.

Do you live in a sleepy little rural town?

I’m an 11.5EEE, typically. I wear dress shoes during the week (no problem finding my size good in dress shoes, like Rancourt [the Rancourt 2E is the equivalent of everybody else’s 3E] or A-E) and I wear my Sperry’s in extra wide, on the weekends. I gave up on athletic shoes, years ago. Clarks makes some of their…

Yeah, because Oscar Wilde is a shitty author? Grow the fuck up.

I have a Mk VI GTI. If anything, I wish it were slightly larger.

It’s a loanword.

288 GTO. That car was insanity when it came out, maybe in a way that no car before it had been, since the 300SL. Something tells me the 5 sec 0-60 was underrated (or at least undertired, in 1984).

Yeah, but it’s all crap.

Yeah, but it’s all crap.

Yes. I’ve done it.

My “bullshit anecdotes,” which aren’t bullshit, given that they happened to me (common enough experiences when you live in bad neighborhoods, which I used to do, ands are dumb enough to be out late at night; you’d think I’d have learned after the first one) support my “chosen side of the issue” because “my chosen side…

I’ve had a gun stuck in my face on two separate occasions. In neither situation would my having been armed have helped anything.

We don’t know how hard Nicole Kidman claps.

The Mohs scale is not linear, it is logarithmic. 10 is MUCH harder than 9, on the order of about three times. Diamonds can be damaged by a percussive impact, too, as they are quite fragile to cleaving, and cleave almost perfectly.