You’re braggarts, at least. Yay?

Because they look like mites. Nanite is also trademarked. And while it’s merely trademarked as the name of a gaming studio, it’s likely not worth the potential downside, not when you can come up with a more original name that seems to fit the character models pretty well.

You should cut your hamburgers into fourths. If you are gonna ruin it, might as well go all the way.

My 2011 DSG GTI has been totally reliable, other than it sometimes forgetting that my iPod is plugged in. I figured out how to drive the car pretty quickly, and I strictly follow the service intervals, so I haven’t had any of the supposed DSG issues. Is it slightly jerkier around town than a manual? Well, not with…

“How dare.”

my 2011 GTI does that. It’s weird. Sometimes it also forgets that there is an iPod attached, and about 5 minutes into my drive, NPR or whatever is interrupted by the first song, alphabetically, which happens to be “A-Punk” by Vampire Weekend, when it remembers the iPod. I used to like that song.

“Yeah man, but it’s a dry heat.”

At the Oscars? With a necktie, a tie bar placed like that? Yes.

He’s wearing a really pathetic outfit.

You’re a good egg.

Muscle tissue is as close as meat gets to sterile. A well-seared rare steak isn’t gonna hurt you or your baby, especially if it’s been cooked sous vide. Why spend money on garbage?

The menswear is, by-and-large, awful. Formal jackets should not have flap pockets. It isn’t after Memorial day, and it’s not exactly really hot in LA, tonight, so white dinner jackets should not be worn at this particular party. Bowties should be hand-tied. Wear a vest or a cummerbund; showing white shirt below the…

I’m my boss, and I couldn’t give a shit.

Maybe you should go find a safe space.

I did go to b-school, and sudden success is a very common predictor for sudden failure.

Is an RKO like a TKO, but with more Orson Welles?

Are all of your credit cards maxed? No cushion? No savings account to transfer from? I understand that having kids is expensive, and you wanted to do something nice for your wife, but driving home, grabbing a working controller, then getting the $100, then sticking said $100 into a savings account, as the start of…

“has super dry delivery.” Yeah, no.

Sick fucks who like excellent guacamole. It’s a common and traditional ingredient.

The guy with the armor wins, even in a world of magic.