Has it failed in some way that isn’t your fault? If not, no.

The iPad Air 2 certainly offered 16 GB. I have one. This stuff isn’t hard to look up. https://www.apple.com/shop/product/FH0W2LL/A/refurbished-ipad-air-2-wi-fi-16gb-gold

I’m sure you’d buy one straight away.

Bad sculpt and worse uniform?

It doesn’t excite me because I’ve already seen the second season, and it’s nowhere near as good as the first.

You proved that you are a piece of shit. Congrats.

He may have wanted it to look like Versailles, but he certainly failed. Instead, it looks like the home of a sleaze-bag grifter.

“I suffered a similar mini-heart attack this past weekend.” It must be nice to be a be able to have such strong reactions to such non-events; it really suggests how amazing your life must be. I made the decision to unplug my father, 5 days after he hanged himself and was in a vegetative state, 11 years ago this July.…

That isn’t your daughter’s fault, Jefe.

Let me get this straight: you are an adult man who sells things of value at a loss for a Valentine’s day dinner that you can’t afford, but you are blaming your child for acting like a child?

My friend’s hairdresser’s attorney’s prairie dog’s mayor told me about the time a snake wrapped around the Axel (not the axle, the car had an Axel) of a car and woke the car up, and the car transformed into Optimus Prime, and everybody in the car was smooshed.

Something tells me that motorcycle rider wasn’t minding his own business.

Do you live in a sleepy little rural town?

Since when do you have the right to not have the shit beaten out of you by cops hired by corporations, citizen? Since never. Enjoy. Fuckface.

Because it’s some blonde guy in the in-show advertisement for Lightspeed Briefs.

I’m an 11.5EEE, typically. I wear dress shoes during the week (no problem finding my size good in dress shoes, like Rancourt [the Rancourt 2E is the equivalent of everybody else’s 3E] or A-E) and I wear my Sperry’s in extra wide, on the weekends. I gave up on athletic shoes, years ago. Clarks makes some of their…

It certainly wasn’t Superman’s bell bottoms, that’s for sure.

Yeah, because Oscar Wilde is a shitty author? Grow the fuck up.

I have a Mk VI GTI. If anything, I wish it were slightly larger.

It’s a loanword.