Yeah, but you got to see Nathalie Emmanuel naked, so quit complaining.

How do you know some asshole is a runner? He tells you in the first line of some fucking story about god damned shitty pizza.

Both films are highly inferior to Zodiac.

My father hanged himself a little over 11 years ago. I can testify that it certainly leaves a mark on those who are left behind. They are the victims.

Fuck you, asshole.

I'll remember, and I'll curse you back. Or at least shake my fist at the heavens!

I've had a pretty good week, so I'm fine with a good cursing. It balances things out.

They are calling it a money clip because it's a money clip.

You are being one right here, buddy.

Apparently you can't post without being a narcissist, so I do agree that you would know.

Kinda like what you are doing?

No you won't, because you'll be dead, and ghosts don't exist. And with that attitude, you won't have to worry about "ever [being] in a relationship," so it's moot.

I have your signature right here, on this very form, that is titled "Endorsement."

I'm not being disingenuous: I'm being ironically detached.

"Good thing I didn't say "meat is good and that's why I eat it", then."

"Eating meat is way not as bad as rape and murder though."

Come on, buddy: "meat is good, that's why I eat meat" isn't much of an argument, and suggests that you don't have much agency in the face of the almighty subjective "good." "I eat meat because I'm an asshole who doesn't care about animals, other people, the planet, or myself" would at least be owning it.

Rape and murder are pretty good, too, to the rapists and murderers.

Condensed milk is thick enough to heap.

How tall is Woody Gyllenhaal?