It's fine.

I'm sorry that your aunt and uncle did those things to you, as a child.

Who cares? Samurai Jack would definitely lose a burping contest to Rick Sanchez.

Might as well be "margin of error: it doesn't really matter, because it's large enough to invalidate the effect we are supposedly showing."

The score distribution seems awfully narrow for a best and worst.

It's not "Gee-Row," either. "Hyeer-oh" is closer, like saying "hero" when you are a little phlegmy.

"Man, I miss sex." There is nothing stopping you from having more. I've been divorced for about a year, now, and I've gotten laid way more since then than I did in the years prior.

As spoken by somebody who has never done a blind ketchup tasting.

People with working taste buds, yes.

I bet he drank water and ate bread, too.

I'm 36. And apparently a bit less histrionic than yourself.

I hope you're able to get a refund on your student loans.

Just to be clear, to anybody with a more-than-trumpian ability to read, it was a clear dig against the idea that Casey Affleck is somehow facing "the Salem Witch Trials." Go read some Oscar Wilde.

Not real bright, are you?

"Future?"

You are apparently new to sarcasm. Congratulations on your discovery; it's a lot of fun!

It was only released in the mirror universe. You can tell when you are in the mirror universe because of that, and the goatees.

No witches were burned at Salem. They were hanged or crushed with stones. Read a book.

There you go.

Apparently not enough to get the reference.