How would you know? A retort is a piece of scientific glassware, something your ilk has no use for.

How is this for an insult: I hope your mother gives you a 133 trimester abortion.

"Whining all dissent is whining." Well, somebody has a wonderful grasp of American English.

*to the theme of Ride of the Valkyries* Fuckety fuck fuck, fuckety fuck fuck, fuckety fuck fuck, go fuck yourself!

Nah, that's his boss, who can't even be bothered to wear a pocket square. Spicer at least went to JC Penney and tried a tiny little bit.

Weird that a person with a three-inch collar gap on obviously cheap, non-tailored, off-the-rack suits would be so meticulous with the pocket square. My guess is that it's one of those fake ones, where cloth is folded over a piece of plastic and then stapled down at the bottom. Sprezzatura he does not have.

Exactly. If you cook a high quality steak more than rare, you are human garbage.

It's just a round fried pastry. A fairground staple.

I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver! Sad!

It was the elephant ears, not the Dippin' Dots, I'm sure.

Unless you think Carrie Fisher was actually Princess Leia, that will still require CGI.

If it hasn't been in writing already, its only because the lawyers haven't been doing their jobs.

Deon Cole needs to get his jacket tailored.

The marketing was awful! Nothing wrong with the flick.

Me too.

No, it's not close enough.

That doesn't necessarily mean much. My dad was in "stable condition" when he was in a vegetative state.

The Nice Guys was a hell of a lot of fun. I don't know what else people wanted from it.

Kubo was incredible. Even if it hadn't been breathtaking, it would have been incredible.

Are you an optimist, despite having had a profound loss in your life? Do you appreciate incredible artistry? If you answer yes to both of those, you'll love it. If not, who the fuck knows. If nothing else, as somebody who lost his father at far too young an age (though as an "adult"), I feel comfortable saying…