Solaris was very good. Only Soderbergh could strip that story down so much.

Fewer. Fewer is for countable amounts, such as “10 people.”

Wait, they aren’t a Happy Mondays ripoff?

Wait, they aren’t a Happy Mondays ripoff?

Wizard did it.

I’m hoping for more singing, in number 3.

“Lock, step and barrel.” I knew Joe Walsh was dumb, but wow. “Lock, stock, and barrel” or “in lockstep.”

Aha ha ha. What a story, Tyrion.

Maybe you should have a girl, Ignatiy.

I thought James Woods was quitting Twitter. It’s a shame it didn’t stick.

Aha ha. What a story, Here Again.

Kylo Ren, ladies and gentleman.

Appealing to “kids dumb enough to be in a church youth group” isn’t exactly gold star award material for marketers.

Is drinking and buying okay?

People are babies until their mid-30s, typically.

I don’t know what is shittier: not having hands or feet, or the fucking names. “Jaxton?” Jesus.

“Which is the problme;”

When has The AV Club ever NOT been out-scooped by Yahoo, or even Kellogg’s, for that matter.

You’d think a tall, thin, rich man like Paul Bettany could have a suit jacket tailored to fit properly.

Cacio e pepe with some homemade crostini, of late (“of late” meaning the last several years, and definitely during that period of time between my separation and divorce, before I realized that there were lots of women in the world who probably liked me more than my soon-to-be-ex-wife ever did). Easy to make, filling,…